Anonymous Postcard: Claim Detail



Claim No.: 050320090402




To:
People who don't listen to the menu options when they call Marshall Emergency Services, Kentucky

Claim:
If you want to speak to someone about a bill, press one. It's the first option on the list AND it's the first number on the keypad. It should be the easiest one to find on both counts. I do not work in the billing department. I'm not even exactly sure where the billing department is. I do know that it's not in our building. I don't know anything about your bills, nor do I care to.

I would also like to point out that I do not work in the explain-your-entire-life-situation department or the whine-about-all-of-your-problems department. Please direct those calls elsewhere.

Mailed: 2009-05-01


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