Anonymous Postcard: Claim Detail



Claim No.: 041320090202




To:
Fisher Price, East Aurora, NY

Claim:
About the Elmo phone you're having problems with that's supposed to say "4, 5, 6," but which some parents are complaining actually says "Who wants to have sex?"

Completely understandable. With those goofy character voices anything's possible.

When I was seven I had a stuffed Kermit that I'm pretty sure was supposed to say something like "Hey Piggy, do you want to play?" Only I always heard "Give me a blowjob!"

Which wouldn't really even have made any sense, because that puppet was a eunuch. But there you go. Misunderstandings happen.

Mailed: 2009-03-16


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