Anonymous Postcard: Claim Detail



Claim No.: 002120080806




To:
The Neighbor Who Keeps Me Awake Fucking

Claim:
I have no problem with, and even applaud, people who have regular, satisfying sex. When that sex is on a bed that must be made of the ancient, rusty metal remains of the Titanic that squeaks like it is crying out in agony and can be heard by all neighbors near, next to, below, or behind...well then I do have a problem. Because you're making of love is always at a time when I'm trying to sleep. No one can sleep through loud Titanic squeaky sex...no one.

Mailed: 2008-08-22


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